My wife told me i'm the high school dropout of sex.

Haven't been an active filmgoer this year so far, I've been working carefully on my abdominals, good golly miss molly what a sweet treat. I've seen Edge of Tomorrow and Captain America 2, enjoyed them both quite a bit. Gotta give the edge to Edge, Tom Cruise starred in two of the best sci-fi flicks of the last few…

Yeah the boy keeps my head dry when it rains but his little heels keep kicking me in the chin, I'll stick with a regular hood please.

I don't know, standing since the 90s? I bet punk's legs are spent.

I really enjoyed Rise of the Planet of the Apes, ignoring all the human characters of course, thought that it was one of the best films I saw in 2011. It's a shame that you can't get Joy or Ajax in the Planet of the Apes though.

Yeah you're sleeping while Summer, Fall and myself are out doing all the work.

Handsome certainly not. A gentlemen? I don't see a fedora anywhere. So I think Trebek was once again correct (the guy knows the answer to EVERY Jeopardy question, damn him and his wizard brain)

My hell would be watching films with my roommates who for some reason can only watching something for about thirty minutes before they need a smoke break or have to make something to eat or take a phone call, so we pause and wait…pause and wait. Constantly starting and stopping things really gets my goat, especially…

Lady Stoneheart is awful and I'm glad they've scrapped her. These books aren't the gospel and even that can be changed (did you know originally that Jesus in the New Testament was a frogman? Ribbit unto Caesar the things that are Caesar's)

He got the upside, I got the downside. See there's two sides to every Swartz.

You got my attention but I'm quite offended, Caucasian-American please.

It's great to listen to on my Lana Blu Rey player.

She's absolutely useless to have around when it's cold, she's no Sarah Jessica Parka

So involved, the whole fun of youtube is to sit in front my computer with a lovely sharp cheddar cheese spread, fishy crackers, some oreos, a Diet Dr. Pepper and to avoid all world's watching eyes while I watch Crossfit fails and people play video games.

Pass.

May the Swartz be with you.

I probably missed the heart part because my fondest memories of AP was when I'd sneak the VHS out of my brother's room (I was too young to watch) and furiously tug my pud to Shannon Elizabeth until I ruined my Steve Austin shirt with my joy juice. So in that sense I'll always have fond memories of the filme.

Kissing is a fad, I give it another five years.

George RR Martin needs to dust off his typewriter and stop with the malarkey

I apologize to any Cultural Marxist babies I might have offended, I was once a baby and know the struggles of infancy and don't mean to belittle them in anyway. I have donated thousands to support the CMB Cause and am truly upset by the waves I might have caused with my harmful and destructive comments.