Star wars? I don't give a hoot.

I hope you don't break Good's Dean Norris, he just bought it last week.

Not a big fan of this guy, too inconsistent with his work. Sometimes he's Marc Maron and sometimes he's Marc Maroff

News to me, I only associated Roman Numerals with Popes. I thought Super Bowl was the name of the Patriarch of Constantinople and they were just lazy and didn't bother to think of another name.

Biebs is the antichrist but I'm glad everyone here at 14 years old was a saint on earth and never said any offensive shit.

Groveling is the only thing that works with these GAHHH CULTURAL MARXISTS, you can't even say shit in anger and give it a My Bad. This apology shit is every single day now, what a baby culture we've turned into.

I don't know about anybody else but I think the NY Bamba's food is superior.

Of course they do but females steal just as much, check the stats.

Justin Bieber? Why didn't you call me so we could have gone to Bieber together, always wanted to see that city.

Juggalos? Did Jug really do anything that bad to deserve a hanging?

I'd say this was one of the best episodes of this season, I dunno I haven't been feeling this season for some reason. Maybe I'm throned out but it feels a bit like going through the motions.

Pelican fly! Come on pelican!

Oregon? Why didn't he wait for me to go with him?

I'm allergic to weed and I'd die if I smoked it, I ain't going out like that.

It can be, especially when the shit goes down.

Saw Singin' in the Rain for the 35th time, not a more joyous film out there. Even as a masculine stud God that film can make my well hard heart go soft.

You're never alone when you have a gun. I took my gun to play mini golf the other day, the emptiest I've ever seen that place. 6 holes in one.

I like my shows to be Cypress Hill, you know in B-Real Time.

CBS? Every time I go to the farm.

Jackson is in the right here, Porn was wrongly accused of assault with a deadly weapon and should be let out immediately.