If the Titanic crashed into a Swanberg, James Cameron would have less money.

That was a shitty professional to take up, Aishas very rarely get damaged so why would I need a tailor?

Hey I'm a take a lunch pail salt of the earth type of guy, give me a cup of coffee in the morning and a steak at night and I'm satisfied. More dames in films? Doesn't bother me, I've got a job to go to in the morning.

Yeah and us left-handed folks have to sit out in the cold. Racism.

We have to be careful in this day and age, African American Count please.

You didn't need to tell me, of course Hugh Jack isn't a woman.

Doctors What, Why, When, and How are still waiting for theirs…

Columbus Short? That doesn't excuse his atrocities, I'm not that tall and I'm not killing natives and raping their lands.

Divine? What color? Green is a good color for vines.

Simp should have taught his son how to share, his episode over that lego would have never happened.

Racist is really losing its meaning in this day and age, it really takes away from the word when you apply it to every little thing that the hyper-sensitive baby masses take offense to (which is apparently everything) instead of applying it rightly to real and destructive racism that is alive and well.

This film was a disappointment, I thought it was going to be a film about people visiting the town of Ception.

I'm not entirely opposed to the idea but hopefully we're talking about those little dogs, I don't think I could fit a great bernard on my wrist.

I saw Mousetrap the other night, but the heating was knackered

I'm surprised the James Fran Company is still in business after peddling this filth

Manhunter is the best by quite a bit, Silence of the Lambs hasn't aged very well at all, Hannibal is classic mediocre Ridley Scott and Red Dragon is awful.

Frozen? Why are all the Buddhist I see bald?

I hope he doesn't lose interest in his acting career and become Jaded Smith

What's the matter? The CIA got you pushing too many pencils?

I thought he already did this film with Universal Soldier…prime Dolph Lundgren and tight JCVD buttcheeks? Good Golly Miss Molly.