OK, lemme explain myself and my relevance to the breakfast business, 'k? 'K. I'm a piece of bacon, but I'm like punk rock! Just trust me, this is relevant. D'ya remember when breakfast was all corporate and boring? Well, bacon challenged all this and said, "Hey! Excuse me? Here's what's cool about about breakfast,"…

Store me in a refrigerator to preserve freshness. It's courtesy.

:: sizzle ::

Try me with eggs, you stupid cunt.

You can put me in de coconut and drink em both up.

I'm real bacon.

im real bacon LOL WUT

:: sizzle ::

I'm real bacon.

Instead of bratwurst, try me with eggs.

idiotking, some say that once you've had meat-booze, you get a little jaded.

I go well with eggs.

Try me with an 85% liquid gold reduction on eggs.

I go well in a beanie-weenie casserole.

Versuchen Sie mich mit Sauerkraut auf Pumpernickel.

I'm real bacow.

What's in the box?

I'm crisp, delicious bacon! Famous throughout the classical world as the fabulous "lost" substance beloved to the ancient philosophers — I was "lost" because they we always eating me! When Archimedes woke up in the morning, hungry and refreshed, he wrote that "the delicious aroma of bacon makes me pull on my ancient…

I'm real bacon.

I speak truth and I'm not fakin,
I'm a real piece of crispy bacon.