I'm real bacon.

I'm a crispy part of a delicious breakfast.

Try me in a chocolate muffin.

I'm real Baconation.

Crispy real bacon.

Baconated.

One day I'll grow up to be a beautiful strip of bacon
One day I'll grow up to be eaten by a beautiful girl
But for today I am just greasy
For today I am a strip of lard

Try me on a roach-coach cheesesteak.

:: sizzle ::

I go well with milk and cheese.

Crumble me on the runny kine.

I'm [redacted].

I go well with eggs. And the blood of talentless white trash.

Is Bacon gonna have to stab a bitch?

You can eat me while watching Videocracy.

Right now, I'm real bacon, right in this very moment. So as an actor, you're trying to figure out why your character is craving bacon, and how they go about obtaining me, what are the obstacles in the way of obtaining me, are they aware that they're actually craving me? That's a big thing.

Try me au jus d'Gang of Four.

Crumble me on top of a taco salad.

You can wrap me around a doomsday scroll as a seal.

You can put my porky deliciousness between your lips.