I'm real bacon.
I'm real bacon.
Wipe me with a paper towel to remove excess grease.
You can put me on a grilled cheese sandwich.
:: sizzle ::
J'suis vrai lard.
Mangez-moi avec le gateau, Mme Antoinette.
Pat me with a paper towel to remove excess grease.
I'm real bacon.
J'suis bacon vrai.
Try me with pot brownies.
Try me when you get the munchies.
Crumble me in a salad.
I'm something something sizzle sizzle bacon.
Everything is better with bacon.
Try me in vodka.
They might enjoy some crispy real bacon.
Nice to meet you, T-bone. I'm real bacon.
You can put me on Nicole Krauss.
Fuck you, I'm real bacon.
I'm real bacon.