I'm real bacon.

Wipe me with a paper towel to remove excess grease.

You can put me on a grilled cheese sandwich.

:: sizzle ::

J'suis vrai lard.

Mangez-moi avec le gateau, Mme Antoinette.

Pat me with a paper towel to remove excess grease.

I'm real bacon.

J'suis bacon vrai.

Try me with pot brownies.

Try me when you get the munchies.

Crumble me in a salad.

I'm something something sizzle sizzle bacon.

Everything is better with bacon.

Try me in vodka.

They might enjoy some crispy real bacon.

Nice to meet you, T-bone. I'm real bacon.

You can put me on Nicole Krauss.

Fuck you, I'm real bacon.

I'm real bacon.