This why we can't have nice thing So! (I can't read what I'm typing btw)

Pace yourself, buddy: St. Patrick's day is a week away.

Or Tiny Lister.

Woah, hey, spoiler alert! Buffy and Spike don't kiss till season 6? Da fuq is going on in this show?

"This game is going to take your expectations of what a cotton gin can be and skullfuck them."

Have some rum, Cap.

Gin before wine, sobbing real fine

I always liked using the Elmer's Gel to spread on my hand and peel off. Felt more scientific.

He's taking "diet pills," right? ;)

I went to the 1:45 afternoon showing at a three screen Anjelika pop-up theater next to a bougie food market in the import/warehouse area 2 miles away from the US Capitol. So definitely "strange time, strange town."

Saw it this afternoon. Got there a little late, guy was like "You're the only one in the theater, let me rewind it for you." I'm so glad he did.

666

This is one of those headlines that makes me go "Ahhhh so this is a brain aneurysm!"

Alcohol is a key feature of the Babylonian Money Magic Slave System we've been living in for thousands of years, and cannabis brings it to light.

*looks back whence we came*

Someone to check your list,
someone who cares

"Oh my god, why does it smell like shit in here?"
"That guy who left last month was farting something nasty."
"There's a fresh turd in the corner."
"Horrible, horrible stuff. It's sad really."
"And you have shit on your hands."
"A real bad hombre, this guy."

Let! Jimmy! Kimmel!

Yeah, a movie called La La Land winning Best Picture a month after Donald Fucking Trump is sworn in as president is just a little too on the nose.

*psst* You're trying way too hard.