Now is the time to make a final stand: bring back Videocracy!

Fair number of dongs in that room.

I didn't think this was a secret, but maybe I've known more TJ employees over the years than the average person.

I have a very vivid memory of sitting in the car in the Potomac Mills parking lot in 2001 and reading aloud the review of Memento from the Washington Post and thinking to myself, I must see this movie. It took me a couple more years but I eventually got the DVD and it became one of my favorite movies. I remember…

Heard was an alumna of my high school. I was there when we inducted him into the theater's hall of fame in 2004 I think. Rippers, sir. AMDG

Stinkle?

I was visiting my grandmother several weeks ago and caught Always on TCM late one evening. I was pleasantly surprised by it: sappy yes, but in a way that makes you appreciate how well sappyness is handled by good directors. Maybe I was just in a good mood cause TCM showed Funny Face right before.

There's all sorts of "hungover movies" out there for how hungover you are/how you want to spend tomorrow: the Epic Nap hungover movie (Forrest Gump), the Others' Pain Is My Cure hungover movie (any Jackass installment), the What's Will Got To Do With It hungover movie (Stanger Than Fiction), the Hangover hungover…

Everything you mention (Except Argentina) is in The Illuminatus Triology. Coincidence? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Whoa whoa whoa—-Atlantis WASN'T created by ancient aliens?!?

Richard Bayless takes umbrage at this, sir.

I swear I've read this in a Tom Robbins novel.

Something with which you club a nerd.

If I've learned anything from dating apps, it's that Tinder is a great way for aspiring Instagram models to boost their IG followers.

Well, Columbia is the female personification of the United States.

Even better: Lance Reddick.

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"Okay, Alex, I've got a top secret mission for you. Our patriots in the field have sent us highly-sensitive photos of Obama, although some have been doctored; I need you to find the differences between these two photos *hands Jones two of the same picture of a Grey Poupon jar*. Get to work, buddy!"

I'm torn: on the one hand, I don't want to see everything burn; on the other hand, I kind of want to see everything burn.

Finally!