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J Serious and the War Machine
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"Your blow and your bitches: give them to me now."

I'm gonna say bbq and blow.

Too Tired To Be in November Rain

Thanks Alien Jesus, I think I'll pick up some clams this afternoon for dinner tonight.

Amanita mushroom imagery on Christmas cards became much more prevalent later in the Victorian era, symbols that moved westward from Scandinavia and most likely came from Siberia.

I come with only empty hands.
I will train my body and mind for unbreakable spirit.
I will respect all people and refrain from violence.
But should I be forced to defend my family, my faith, or my country?
Then here are my weapons, my empty hands.

"From The Apprentice to the Presidency! Fuck yeah!"

Opened up this list hoping to see some Glitterati and Cocksucker Blues but I am leaving disappointed.

How good is your show when the general consensus is that every episode in the weakest season of your series are all still A's?

I would be honored! I live and work in NE but I reside a block from the red line so I can get just about anywhere. I'll keep my ears to the ground!

Aw man you guys do DC get togethers? I'd totally go to Ping Pong to meet Dik and Scrawler.

Nah he just jerks off behind them.

That was Ted, right?

The Mission!

Yeah it ends with "Now that's a Welch's jelly!" right?

What Patrick is thinking: "Hmmm are these stars still bankable?"

Imagine Dragons.

Well, his TV wife was Audrey Plaza and his real wife is Anna Faris so how's that for some range?!

I mean technically Zero Dark Thirty is a Serious Prestige Film but his role in that was basically Andy Dwyer of Seal Team Six, so yeah, Shmurt Shmacklin.

Is that you, Maddox?