My local Right Proper brews a grissette called Ornette and the foeder aged version is known as Ornithology, which is an ornate way of saying I like beer.

Bon Iver is such a great album to open a coffeeshop to on a rainy morning I really don't mind that I can't understand a fucking thing this guys sings.

When a climber is working on a particularly difficult climbing route, whether it be top-rope or bouldering, and is exerting a lot of energy and pushing their physical limits, her companions might interject with the encouraging words "Send it!" Similarly, once the route is completed, the friends might say "Way to send…

*lights some votives*

Call me Demon Rabbit.

Kevin can't wait! He can practically taste those meaty man parts as I type this! Won't somebody think of King James?

The night's not over yet!

And a whole lot of XXXX! (That's Queensland's big label beer)

Constables On Patrol!

Whoops, different Teddy!

I'm so glazed right now I don't think I can handle anymore bear gays.

The correct answer is "weed." I'll also accept: pot, cannabis, marijuana, Mary Jane, sensi, sensimilla, chronic, dank, bud, kind bud, ole KB, Chiba, and Daddy's medicine.

When it came to this $700 jacket, Laura Jane was—

I want to believe!

Big yellow joint, big yellow joint/
I'll meet you down by the big yellow joint!

From the "Headlines with no bodies that I write in my dreams" file…

Essential Brown: Providence's hottest indie band, CBC's anthology of Encyclopedia Brown made-for-TV movies, or the common denominator of America's fast food options?

Chilitout, hermano.

¡(Papas) olè!

Also, Chick-fil-A's "nuggets" are super tasty and actual cuts of meat. Not that there's anything wrong with molded chicken-part food product.