Surely you didn't start reading this feature in an attempt to whet your appetite, because that would slightly perturbing.

To be fair, though, the only proper way to do red beans and rice is within the Cajun culinary tradition, i.e. utilizing the holy trinity (celery, onion, and green pepper) as the base for the beans. I'm sure that's exactly the way Popeye's makes em.

That's funny because even though they aren't as widely represented as they used to be, there is still a national chain by the name Roy ROGERS that serves burgers, fried chicken, and roast beef sandwiches (and OH the curly fries). Very fond memories of taking long walks as a kid with my parents to get some quality…

There's a 24 hrs Subway here in DC that is literally 200 ft from the oldest Italian market in the city that also makes the absolute best hoagies this far south of Philly (the place is called A. Litteri's and has great wine selection too). I imagine that the Subway only makes money from 4 pm when Litteri's closes to 10…

Idk, people might think twice about his rebel status once he gets the knock-off scorpion silk jacket from Drive I just ordered for him off eBay.

*thinks about my friends*

Typical Paul Fistinyourface: always fistininfaces two blocks away.

C'mon, it's an in-house made 45-sec joke about a family restaurant's signature dish, not a professionally-produced Balducci's corporate infotaining/havefuntraining video about Natalie's Fresh Squeezed OJ from the Orchid Island Juice Company.

Kanpai!

Aw shit, is THAT what they've been doing this whole time?!?

Man, imagine where Dwayne Johnson would be now if he'd been able to crack it in the CFL. Really makes you think, dun it? *takes swig of mouthwash* Yup, sure makes you think.

I knew from the headline this was Sean.

This is easily one of the greatest American novels of the past twenty years. Please go read it.

She was fantastic. And he was appropriately patient and kind. I love Australia.

I'm not usually a shipper when it comes to TV but I really want Wendy and James to get it on as soon as possible.

THIS IS THE QUALITY CONTENT IVE BEEN WRITING MY SENATOR ABOUT! BRAVO, JULY!

Fnord.

I say it all the time: "Stop trying to talk to me about your silly shows like they mean something if you haven't watched the Sopranos." Okay maybe I don't say that but I should start cause I sure as shit think it all the time.

I believe 'cuck' is the popular new term.

Bull semen! I knew I left something off my shopping list.