Dolphins invented psychoanalysis thousands of years ago as a way of passing time on long migrations. They have highly complex brains and symbol-systems. But their minds are unlike ours in very important ways. They are all in one piece, so to speak. They lack the structural differentiation of ego, superego, and id.…

Sure enough, that usually works on my Hitachi Magic Wand.

…bong?

If water is wet and we are mostly water, then I must wet myself.

Yeah man I'm definitely chilled out and haven't stopped waving my arms all day.

IT Crowd? We're sorry.

He won't be able to moderate cause he'll be too busy with

I'm guessing there's also a scene in Rogue Nation where Ethan Hunt is like Oh man I need to help my brother Rock The Vote but whoops! I just walked into a room of Rastafaris! #WhiteMud

Everybody just shut the hell up for a second! Dalton's thinking it out! Go on, Dalton.

'oomph' is tattooed on my lower back

He is right, though: pot makes everything in life better.

I don't care about any sfx complaints with Lost because they more than made up for it with six seasons of gorgeous location shooting on Oahu.

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Ariana Grande? Does she come with extra cheese and sour cream or something?

Dude, LIFE is an entire life built on disposable demos!

What's interesting about it is how it turned out, not that some asshole cop wanted to and probably would have thrown him in jail over a busted tail light.

I do and do not remember making this comment four years ago but I stand by it. I like this band and gosh darn it, they're as tasty and complicated as bacon.

But weren't they though? The site did a full week's worth of A.I. themed articles and features and then I never saw a review until 20 min ago when I thought, Hey did they ever review that Ex Machina movie? And I wouldn't have even thought about 2 min ago if there wasn't Ann adon the front page for Ex Machina on…

If you're riding a camel in Australia, chances are you're in the bush at death's doorstep so I wouldn't really worry about losing your license.

Five years ago a good friend was trying hard to convince me I would like Californication. I watched the first episode and marveled that they created something worse than Entourage.