That farting, ukulele playing hot girl with the perfect body is my wife, sir, and I'll have you know that we make beautiful, mature movies together. Good day.

Is there even a Cool Hand Luke gimmick account? What the hell happened to us?

I read a pretty depressing craigslist ad the other day that was basically "I've got this Chipotle coupon for buy one get one free. All you gotta do is buy a burrito and then I'll get a burrito and we can eat them. I'm bored and don't have 2 many friends lol."

Yum as in you're a fan of Yum Food Brands or Yum like she makes you salivate?

"Finish your vichyssoise now, Byron. We're watching 'Alice'."

That ain't prosthetic, I'll tell you what!

*shuffles papers,clears throat*

Didn't you read the AVQ&A from a while back on music to listen to while working? Sean's basically only listening to soundscapes at this point. Big fan of the pig farmer/recording artist from Upstream Color.

Rewatch the final scene of Lost with this playing on the stereo! It's better than DMT!

I'm buying a 1995 white Jeep Cherokee in honor of this great American Crime Story.

"New York City only wants to see you naked."

We mean TIDAL ain't called FREEDAL, knowwhatImsaying?

Pied Piper's advertising was so subtle I barely noticed it didn't exist.

Is a tube man a youtube commenter or a youtube star? Cause that's a wind sock man.

Lots of women set timers on their phones to remind them to to take birth control. (True)

Only if he rapes himself a hundred times: 41 for women who've come forward, 58 for the women who haven't, and one more time for putting everybody through the trouble.

Case in point: Oklahoma

Great, she's gone from twelve angry white men inside her to one really angry, and SUCCESSFUL, black man. Good for her.

What, a release date?

Just think: the good doctor probably had the best sex in 13 years after getting his wive DVDs of Sister Sister. Or don't think.