DUH! Dikachu lives in DC, Shaw or Blommingdale or something.

There are not enough dong-catchers in the world to catch all the dongs in Fairfax County.

Celestial slop, chow if there's a dame present.

After living in Australia for a year, I can say with confidence that American bacon is streets ahead of rashers.

I know Leonard Pierce submitted a review of this right when Wire S1 wrapped up.

"Ya can't change the past!"

That line never works for me either.

Mad Men returns Sunday April 5th at 10 on AMC.

And the only thing dirtier than paying to eat McDonald's is getting paid to eat McDonald's.

It's pronounced Fage.

And a who cares amount of Brazil nuts.

And my fondness for a particular full metal bitch.

Stupid men.

…OF COMEDY!

The fairer the amount of pot, the better you'll fare on this crazy spaceship.

Leave that white lady alone!

I don't know, man! The acid's wearing off and they took Primer off instant. Harsh!

It's Love Line for the loveless. She should host it with Dr. Steve Brule

And when I have sex, I think of Margaret Cho dressed as Kim Jong Il.

Sweeeeeeeet.