Tigris why you don't play soccer in the library

With tact.

XES is my co-pilot!

Howard Kremer has a story about some friends being at McConaughey's house in Austin the night he was arrested for being too loud playing the congas while naked. They weren't there when the cops showed up, but apparently McConaughey carved "Matthew Loves Peanut Butter" into one of the kitchen cabinets.

As someone who walks, rides, and drives in DC I can attest to the poor condition of most of our cyclists.

Franklin and Bash?

Wrong show died!

Don't know, he had a hat on.

You're in the district, scrawler? Just hang out all day tomorrow at Filter in Dupont and you'll probably see Joel McHale get a macchiato like he did this morning. Guy's just as tall as you think he is.

Ha silly me, I totally thought The Librarian trilogy from the early 2000s starred Tia Carrere; turns out I was thinking of Relic Hunter which ran for three seasons in the early 2000s. I'm such a doofus!

The only Cheers airport bar I ever encountered was at Kansas City International. (call sign MCI; go figure) I was a kid at the time and while I definitely had a hamburger there once or twice with my grandparents as we waited for the plane to take me back home, the bar's theme, while hokey, was kind of endearing. I…

If you read the headline just right, Uncle Duke yells at you to put on the sunglasses.

Booze? Yeah, the app is called Boozin.

Racist tapist.

"…available free to Gogo users for the next 30 days."

You shall be their Chief.

I already go everywhere with elbow and knee pads. Do I really need the shirt?

I wouldn't necessarily call my BMs performance but they're certainly a spectacle.

America's sweetheart.

I mean Jesus, Jerry, we already gave you like a billion dollars! Why can't you just shut up and enjoy it?