Huh, could have fooled me.

I know you read these boards, John! Where are my Terriers DVDs, huh?!?

Masturbating? Eh, it's a'ight.

Shit, this sucks.

*sigh*

Quiet, Lobb.

Missa Jack, Missa Jack! Coca-Cola?

PICS OR GTFO!!1!

PETA? Unaware?

All the characters are children of Wall Street investment bankers.

IF I'M NO DAVID SCHWIMMER, THEN YOU'RE NO JENNIFER ANISTON!!

Richter is an awesome guest. His story about the homeless guy stealing the Wendy's bathroom had me in tears. I also got a little shout out at the beginning of the ep, which really tickled me.

Shit, now even I don't know what's going on.

Dammit! I only get the Cricket Channel and Hurling Network!

Oh no, she's quite attractive to me (and I'm barely toe-deep in said pussy), but I'm just saying: she doesn't look like she could open a jar of olives. Which is fine, because I like to get my olives fresh from an olive bar.

"When several of the empress’ most valuable advisors spontaneously
combust while preparing for her coronation, the empress (Carina Lau)
calls on master detective Andy Lau, a powerful intellect and skilled
martial artist whom she exiled for treason after she ascended to the
throne. As the detective questions the other…

I'll just go re-watch Legend of Bagger Vance. Despite the Magical Negro element of the movie, I really do like it. Damon's good in it, as is Charlize, and Redford's direction is nice to look at. 

Sammo Hung? Boy, you ain't kiddin'!

River Phoenix?

"Leslie? Get in here. I need you to open this jar of olives."