The top brass is, for all intents and purposes, snapping at their own entrials?

Right now, ballistic diarrhea is a bigger hit than The Office is.

I'll watch it because it's far less humiliating to say you're jerking it to Amanda Peet instead of that chick who plays Haley on MF.  At least, that's what I'll tell my psychiatrist, but only so I can score more powerful antipsychotics.

He looks like he could be in cahoots with that upstart from The Wire…you know, helping to dispose of all the bodies.

Looks like Judy Greerified fap-fuel.

Please tell me Sheen's ghost strangles Kelso before he goes back to his poonless, misandrystic netherworld.

I hope the helicopter gets at least one line of dialog next season.

Yeah…hey, it's OK to be fed up with Emmy Rossum's flap-jackey boobies on Shameless, right?

Dog & Kat.  Or was it Dogg & Cat?  Kim Bassinger looked like she'd just peeled herself off the casting couch.  The naugahyde [sp?] casting couch.

The Lord Jesus comes back and kicks everyone's ass.

That's not what she said.

Now they can take to that upstate farm where it'll get to play with Pan Am, The Playboy Club, and the Prime Suspect Hat.

What happened to Lizzy Caplan?  Did the radiant glory of her presence so outshine these nullities that she simply could not be allowed to stay?

So are they ever going to let Ares Spears reprise his Rudy Ray Moore on this show?

So…she's going to morph into Lady Gaga and hope no one's paying close attention.  That picture makes me glad that I didn't spring for the skin magazine she was in.

Shit.  Bet this means that "Fear Factor" has been cancelled.

Advantage:  SHEEN!!!  Seriously, there needs to be a Sheen v. Kutcher ep of that "Ultimate Hypothetical Warriors Ass Thumping w/o Booboos" show on that nerd channel.

So are Dinah and almost all of her guests.  Why, pray tell, are you lingering?

I'd have to add that chick shooting all those FBI drones with that Barrett and that one mohawk dude getting capped by that other dude whose fingers got bitten off were quite redeeming, too.  That obnoxious autistic kid getting slapped by that Australian dude was pretty awesome as well.

Your ideas intrigue me and I wish to destroy your enemies.