Because if we don't listen to her talk, we'll have to see her beav again.  As well as her nexorably drooping tits.

Remember when some Australian dude had the balls to knock the shit out of her incredibly annoying autistic kid?

Or managing to stay in the public eye more than sixteen years after your expiration date? Or having inexorably drooping tits?

Inexorably drooping tits?

So, if I read the book will I experience the vicarious ecstacy of slugging an obnoxious little fartling?

Hopefully she'll be sent to prison for raising such a shitty kid.

Idiots' mandate, you stupid old bastard.

Maybe we'll really luck out and the three year old will get shot.

I can't wait to see Dr. Phil slap Jenny McCarthy.  Preferably with a jackhammer.  Or a samurai sword.  Or a cluster bomb.