What if she spontaneously combusted?  Would that be tragic?  Or hilarious?

What if she spontaneously combusted?  Would that be tragic?  Or hilarious?

I thought it was a mid-40's picture of Dina Lohan.

I thought it was a mid-40's picture of Dina Lohan.

Holy Shit!  There are BRITS here!?  [glad I came strapped-quickly checks to make sure round is in chamber].

Holy Shit!  There are BRITS here!?  [glad I came strapped-quickly checks to make sure round is in chamber].

Hmmm…references to the Warren Commission and Cuba…let's see if I can extend O'Neal's brilliant use of metaphor:  Was she unresponsive due to being shot with a 6.5 mm Mannlincher Carcano?  Remember kids, though long obsolescent as a military cartridge, the 6.5 mm Mannlincher Carcano is still perfectly adequate for…

Hmmm…references to the Warren Commission and Cuba…let's see if I can extend O'Neal's brilliant use of metaphor:  Was she unresponsive due to being shot with a 6.5 mm Mannlincher Carcano?  Remember kids, though long obsolescent as a military cartridge, the 6.5 mm Mannlincher Carcano is still perfectly adequate for…

When is that boring chick from ER going to get shot?

Come to think of it, one of them did make a crack about their male coworkers wanting to see them in the shower together.

I'm so glad [seriously, no sarcasm, I swear] that some of the commentators here know how to do math.

Man…those burrito patrol dudes are PISSED!!!   I guess wearing a baseball cap backwards does something to the oxygen flow to the brain.

Well, Senator Davis is on Subergaterrarium with all them uptight white folk…that's something, isn't it?

I always thought that he shouldda shot that dude when he had the chance.

Say…whatever happened to Elegant Victorian Lady?

No, Pixie…the one above Chang's Burrito Pagoda and Night School of VCR Repair.

I always suspected that Clueless Neophyte was a vampire. 

Not even Jaime Pressley's incandescent NASCAR Valkyrie sexuality could save this turkey.  That's how awful it was.

Not quite everything.  There was that sitcom with John Lithgow a few years ago.

Yeah, kinda like the Tuesday night lineup…maybe the assburger kid from Parenthood could drop by and the contractors could seal him up in the bottom of an abandoned mine shaft or missile silo.  Or Vlad could impale him on a common household implement or construction tool.