**sighs morosely** Yes, dear.  And I suppose you'll also want me to warm the scented fragrance of feminine hygiene douche type product in my mouth.  Or, in the alternative, let you kick me in the nads.

Or at least cough syrup and sterno.

That stupid chick on Community, right?

Russia is for people who appreciate tanks, armored fighting vehicles, and infantry weapons.

"name withheld for privacy reasons" = Sean O'Neill.

Don't laugh.  A shit load of Crimeans died in that there war.

Wasn't that oily bohunky 80's quasi-action hero TV star married to each one of them for about 30 minutes a piece?

Does the movie's real-life basis make Scarlett Johansson any more convincing as Scarlett Johansson?

How much of R&I's audience are inconsolable refugees from Memphis Blues?

But…they're still going to get around to doing each other, right?

Dudez be SANCTIMUHFIED!!!

Ugh.  Who'd want that?

If only they'd had the zebra-stripey'd truck from Daktari!!!

"…a clown car stuffed with vague, washed out Southerners…"  Hey, STFU about my family, Handlen!

Be fair.  It's only because he's wearing the magical hat.

ARE WE DISCUSSING CHILDHOOD CANDYBARS AGAIN?

Just think of all the chickens they saved.

I can't believe that AMC doesn't consider TWD suitable family fare for the Holiday Season.  How awesome would it be to see the cast busting caps on Zombie Santas and elves?

Random observations:
1. If unregistered names were still allowed, I would have posted this as "Zombie Party Massacre;"
2.  At least they finally found Sophia;
3.  T-Dog managed to go an entire ep without semi-mortally wounding himself;
4.  Noticed a minor continuity error re: Andrea's gun:  in the season opener she was…

ARE WE TALKING ABOUT CANDY BARS AGAIN?