MACHETE KILLS THE NEW GIRL, SHITNEY, & CHELSEA HANDLER.

I call boob wrangler!!!

This will be Mel Gibson's last movie, won't it?

Does this mean Hayley is going to make a cameo as one of the whores?

I dunno, Jay…wouldn't Manny kind of tarnish Gloria's "Trophy Wife" appeal?  It's not like you'd want anyone to think that he was your kid, right?  And wasn't Haley the Proper Little Bitch for thinking the Porsche was hers.

Ahh…to what Emperean Realms of Suckitude shall this sad, deflated Foreskin of Merriment attain now that Kelso is in the COCKPIT?  Hey, maybe he'll collide with Clooney's satellite while he's up there.

Especially if it featured Cathy Rigby, right?

Ceramic-based face starting to disintegrate.  In desperate need of money.

Even if you're not quite anatomically correct.

What's the title?

Who the fuck wants to adopt Debra Messing?

158 comments and no mention of the motorcyle with a minigun mounted on the handlebars?  For shame!  And no mention of the fact that Machete gave Lindsay Lohan an open mouth kiss?  Wonder if he got combat pay for that.

Somebody's killing Parenthood?  HOT DAMN!  I hope he starts with the assburger kid. 

I bought a copy of that magazine.  Do you mean to tell me that they shot the dog anyway?

Or industrial strength facial spackle.

SSSSSHHHHHH…we're all kind of hoping that she realizes she's just a punchline to a running joke all on her own.

Wait…wasn't this supposed to Lindsay Lohan's comeback vehicle?  Or has Disney decided to cast her in something else?

Man, I knew Leif Garrett was desperate for work, but I didn't realize that he'd fallen this far.

God bless us every one!

At least Pan Am's still on the air.  Techinically, I guess.