Yes.  More's the pity.

If she's so funny and successful why does the show she executive produces suck monkey balls?

Those "Call of Cthulhu" eyes of hers more than cancel those lips.

You would be to with the IRS filing tax liens on all your shit.

Why, anything your little heart wants them to, Prince!

@Kara Thrace:  what was your major, dear?

What does anyone know about overcoming obstacles at the age of 17?  Everyone knows that the obstacles overcome you.  Everyone on the sad side of 35, that is.

It would also make Satan weep.

I wish they'd stop blowing up cars and start shooting people again.

A Bill Clinton-san?

We were waiting for some saintly soul to dive on that grenade.

Well, they did give one to Julia Roberts, so I guess anything's possible.

Khloe's the bufforilla, right?

Maybe…but only until their show gets cancelled.  Then they'll all be pulling trains in biker bars.

Can't. She's not 15.

Long as you don't mind sloppy seconds to the NFL and NBA…and God knows what or who else.

^ I didn't think that Ann Coulter even knew the AV Club existed.

Is it just me, or did that dude at the schoo wherel they stopped at to ask for directions look like a "The Hills Have Eyes" reject?

The heretofore invisible doucheocity of the snowboarders is due primarily to:
1.  their youth;
2.  their being American;
3.  their close personal relationship to the Lord Jesus Christ.

OH, SHIT!!! If only we could still post as unregistered users…I would have made Crotch-Grab McMeathead my own!!!