He's the Magical Black Dude, complete with incredible powers of self-healing. 

Shit…sorry, dude.  Shoulda read the entire thread.

As a former and now very much apostasized Southern Baptist, I can assure you that Southern Baptist churches do not have wooden Jesusses in them.  Wooden crosses, yes.  Wooden members, of course.  But no wooden Jesusses.  If you see a wooden Jesus, you're in one of them high-falutin' liturgical churches.

More likely: Palin.  Anything for a media moment.

My turn:

It's airbrushed in that way.  Either that, or a caterpillar glued to his head.

Well, that dude on this show looks like his scrotal sack is going to implode any minute now…maybe there'll be an opening for you!

Clearly you're not network executive material. 

No, but I am eating a fricasse of illegals and complaining about the chicken.

More importantly, who pays the tech support to maintain the fiction that Whitney blogs?

Hey, I agree too!  Whitney [both the show and the "performer"] should be kneecapped!

Unless he ascended to heaven and is seated at the right hand of God the Father, he's more like the Lazarus of the internet.  Or at the very least, he probably smells like Lazarus.

So she'll have to dodge both incoming North Korean fire AND Alan Alda?

How come there are 162 reasonable discussions on this thread but 0 for Whitney?

Not really.  Nobody seems to have more than one magazine.

BS.  They look like they didn't make the cut for Teen Mom.

Beethoven.  And General Vo Nguyen Giap.  Those are the only two I can think of.

That's because everyone thinks that "Von der Nerff" means he's Central European royalty or something.

How "plausibly deniable" of you, Tim.  O'Neill told you to say that, didn't he?

Does not publish often, but is a genius at obtaining grants.  And bedding his graduate students.