If only they had such imagination!  I'm sure "that one night" probably alludes to some stupid evening that the lead singer met some stupid groupie fan after a show and they exchanged numbers or some shit but he wrote hers down wrong so he wrote a song about it in hopes that his stupid groupie fan will listen, remember…

I hate Train.  Came here to share that.

[Listens to Sutter Vaught's comment through air vent.  Plots and schemes]

I read that he and Paul Reiser wrote most of the jokes for tonight, and they've really got some great material on answering machines and the gym.  Stay tuned!

Mickey Rooney will win best supporting actor, thus securing his spot as the "biggest star…in the world" for yet another decade.

BOOM!  Discard Phipps's remains and send his wife a corsage, ROASTED.

Just one last big score before retirement.

When I die, I'm hoping there's a huge list of stats of everything that happened within my lifetime.  Everything.  Oh, and comparisons to all friends, foes, historical figures, etc.

Sexual Chocolate!!

Dammit!  I knew I should have watched the Plinkett review a long time ago.  Someday. 

Actually more of a Joel-era guy, with Sidehackers and Master Ninja 1&2 rounding out the top three.  But that's not a dig on Mike by any means - Laserblast was the episode that cured me of a mild bias prior to it. 
Now it's time to start searching for Merlin's Shop, thanks for the tip!

I gotta play Youtube Comments Guy here for that link:

I'm Bateman.

Do what I do!  Just read the reviews for the comments, maybe leave something stupid here and there every once in awhile in order to embarrass yourself and feel alive, then go home from work and watch Simpsons/MST3K again during primetime (or whatever works for you). 
Of course Alcatraz sucked.  It's all there in the…

Feel free to move, creep.

IGNORE ME!

I'm not exaggerating here:  I thought Prince Joffrey was a CGI character through the first half of the season.  To the point that I actually thought "huh, it's pretty cool that they made this shitty kid with CGI rather than casting somebody

"Spare me your dance recital!"

When I grow up, I'm going to Blowjob University!

This is good "life advice", which I will consider.