That kind of surgery can be done over the weekend!

Hey, what's a hot tub without bubbles?

My wife liked it, so I decided to watch all of 'em even though I'm not a big western fan.  I liked it too.  The end.

Meyer Dickstein: Surfing Lawyer

No reasonable discussions?

BROWN AS FUCK

Farts?

I think you meant to say "charmingly native".

The title just reminds me of the exchange in the first Naked Gun movie:

Does every character call the horse by its full name "War Horse", ala every Harry Potter movie?

From CK's statement to everybody yesterday:

"I have a girlfriend that works at Hoosiers…in the kitchen."

I always figured Joss Stone was one of the soul-singerish ladies from the Chili's commercials way back in the day.

I believe Wolf also penned the sketch "Mr. Belvedere Fan Club", which warrants that lifetime pass.

E!: Awesome, who are you wearing?

Jack & Jill 2: The Jackening

…and then the song "Kid A" came on and I thought maybe this wasn't the right album.  It couldn't be the song they chose for track 2, right?

I still remember that ride to work, listening to "Everything In it's Right Place" for the first time while backing out of the driveway, happy with my connections in piracy.  Good times.

Heh.  You were getting pumped all right.  Ehhh…huh-huh-huh-huh

"Let's get the hell outta here!"