"Dystopian as fuck, amirite? Told ya"

Spike [from "Gremlins"] kills Dumbledore

Will.i.am is playing at my house. My house. [call the police]

"Those people don't even own TVs" … fucking hipsturd-world countries

Whoa whoa whoa, twelve Xs? That's like four pornos just goin' at it man, you know? That's some hot sXXX right there.

It's a car scene but thankfully Mr. Greengrass made it an upskirt shot for most of the time in order to "put some more butts in the seats", as they say in those fancy film schools

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To Drake's credit, it was a McMansion and Degrassi paid their actors in Maple Leafs tickets.

They pay you $60 for longshots

Didn't anybody watch Rocky IV??

Chris Hardwick HATE THREAD!!

@avclub-9fc9e31380b5879b1da60ff086fe9a77:disqus My guess for vacuum cleaner guy is Chris Farley's brother. 

@avclub-991c1161618c95bc94d3e7508c0a3d30:disqus it is telling to note that of all the bands/artists that have reacted to having Weird Al parody one of their hits, BOTH Coolio and RHCP were total dicks about it.
**Edit: according to wiki, RHCP weren't total dicks about it after all — but that's how i remember Flea's…

Came here mistakenly expecting to see similarities to TARKUS.  :(

"While I'm on the subject, fuck me and everybody that looks like me!  I'm tired of my own lame shit all the time, if I hear my stupid song "Flashing Lights" one more goddamn 'giin I'ma punch my idiot face right on the spot.  Fuck Yeezy!  I'm a total dipshit, stop cheering!"

I say we head to Lush, try to pick up some aromatic 'tang.

I will always fondly remember it as my wisdom-teeth-surgery album.  Thanks, nitrous and headphones! 

Come to Tampa and "Get Your Tamp On!"

Every time there's a Spader-related article, I feel like I should comment but it just feels forced so I delete it and move on with my life.  Except today.

For speed?