"I'll find a little queen / and I know I can treat her right / What's your name…little girl?  What's your name?"—Lynard Skynard [is gross]

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"Let's look up that Kony chick"

Pepperidge Farm dismembers!

Hmm.  Can I be happy for them all but still shit on The Dissolve for existing? 

Post Pirates is a nutritious addition to any sugar-addled kid's shitty breakfast!

"If we put four wheels under this thing…you're gonna see some furious shit"

"Fragments of Time" needs a Michael McDonald cameo.

I expected that bear to gnaw on his stub at least a little bit

Of course, Don't Tell Me Fuckin' A

I hate skaters too man.  Four wheels on the bottom of a board?  Get fucked.

I liked it.  I'm still thinking about it this morning and basically went to sleep mulling over details that I hadn't considered while viewing.  I look forward to watching this at home, but seeing it with 699 other befuddled patrons my first time added a nice touch.  The crowd experience was a bit reminscent of…

WHICH DOOBIE YOU BE??  (this is one of those random sitcom jokes from childhood that will stick with me for the rest of my life even though I only saw that episode once, and I think things could be much worse than recalling a "What's Happening" joke 30 years later so hey, good for me!)

Mike D'Angelo: Goddammit! Godammit! Listen to me! Listen to me, you fuck! There's another guy. He's OCP. He's their senior writer.
RoboCop: …anything you say can be used against you.
Mike D'Angelo: It's Matthew Jonessssss…
[Robocop sends him flying through another window]
Mike D'Angelo: You cocksucker! I…

Up 2: My God, Look At All The Blood

Find Godsnatch!  [For you]

ID4EP1: Roland Emmerich's license plate

Mr. Drysdale?