One day I hope to win several Grammy's Vegetable as well!

Climate Change is funny. It's been around our entire existence, happens every day all over the planet, and it's something we're supposed to be telling ourselves is our own fault.
The climate. It's changing.
FOR THE FIRST TIME, EVERRRRRR!!
I don't want to get off on a rant here, but remember when we cared about…

Frank Booth seemed to dig it.

[Don Pardo walks out]

NO GERBILS.

Soo…when do you think this particular series of blowjobs began?

Snow Dogs 2: Bigger & Black Ops

The baby looked at you?

I'm sure Conan will have room in his first week for that "Old Grey Mare" bit, but Randy should try to lose some front teeth before the performance to up the ante.

@LetEnglandShake: I can honestly say that after reading that, I am not in a state of disbelief about who is fighting zombies in COD Black Ops. It's cool and all, sure. But I fully believe all that was explained and therefore find the article's headline to be misleading.

Buzzsaw from "Running Man" was cooler than any SAW movie made.

What if they were about autism?

I'll have the Dicks Benedict.

And to think, I was about to thank that jerk!

Agreed on the "shit for brains" thing.
Great show, stop sharing your expectations and needs.

All I remember is Ludacris talking about not wanting to ride the bus because the big windows let everybody know you're poor. And apparently everybody in cars look at people on the bus and point whilst laughing.

Mythical Inter-species Hole-Stretchers IV was by far the best of the bunch.

Seriously, RIP Benoit Mandelbrot. That dude influenced the album cover for "Stankonia"!

The Girl Who Blew Too Much

Hey Fatty! I got a sitcom for ya: "Fork and Mindy"!