Bacon is delicious!

I know many cannibals that would disagree with that statement and take offense.

HEY — It's Enrico Pallazzo!!

At least you kind of quoted Carlin a bit.
I prefer his take on the local news announcing Mickey Mouse's birthday:

Look for "Space Mountain: The Movie" in 2011

Dude, c'mon. DePalma = Scarface.

You mean the guy that produced this:

I'll admit to looking up the video for "Bowling Balls" while reading the interview and thinking, "this beat isn't as horrible as I had expected".

That Beck pastiche/rip-off is quite accurately described. Sounds just like parts of "Jackass". I wonder if they'll every collaborate for reals, yo.

So he's a secret agent that wears Chuck Taylors?

Too drunk, to fuck

Agreed. When that kid declares that he's the sole survivor, you can clearly see he's picturing mass graves all along the beach, just acres of corpses.

Still? Damn. I was hoping nobody would be first since it's the lamest fucking thing on this website. But good for you, SP. Keep reaching for that rainbow.

That episode rules!

That was Frash Feces Comedy.

Panzatic?

For anyone wondering if the Rentals suck:

Unbreakable 2: Cannibalized!

Global warming is a threat to mankind.

Grimey!
Sorry, it's just…his name is Grimes, I had no choice.