Because Avatar sucks.

I want to choke her to death with her idiotic Chef Josie headbands.

They guarantee it!

Arguably one of the most humorless actresses on the planet starring in a sit-com? Sounds great.

Well, the state where NOTLD took place had a "stand your ground" law in place, so the hicks were justified in shooting a scary black person because they felt "threatened." Just ask George Zimmerman.

Man, that's one moody hamster.

Man, that's one moody hamster.

Anyone who's had to travel alone to a foreign land can identify with LIT. Of course you also get to see a nubile Scarlett Johansson in pink panties.

Anyone who's had to travel alone to a foreign land can identify with LIT. Of course you also get to see a nubile Scarlett Johansson in pink panties.

If that would actually happen in the movie, I'd be first in line.

If that would actually happen in the movie, I'd be first in line.

I'm sure in this iteration of Kojak he'll have amazing ninja fighting skills, because nowadays any cop in any cop movie has the mixed martial arts acumen of a world champion.

I'm sure in this iteration of Kojak he'll have amazing ninja fighting skills, because nowadays any cop in any cop movie has the mixed martial arts acumen of a world champion.

Gay crop circles?

Gay crop circles?

So you're saying he's the white, rock and roll version of Tyler Perry?

So you're saying he's the white, rock and roll version of Tyler Perry?

That promo picture has obviously been Photoshopped because they're the same person. I just can't figure out if Tyler Perry wears an Oprah costume or Oprah wears a Tyler Perry costume.

That promo picture has obviously been Photoshopped because they're the same person. I just can't figure out if Tyler Perry wears an Oprah costume or Oprah wears a Tyler Perry costume.

Stay far, far away from The Killing. Do not turn your back on The Killing and don't make eye contact. Do not corner The Killing because it might feel threatened and attack.