Warren Ellis is Rasputin.

I thought that Sheen was the crazy one. Sorry, Charlie.

I thought that Sheen was the crazy one. Sorry, Charlie.

It's 100 monkeys with 100 typewriters. 

It's 100 monkeys with 100 typewriters. 

It was originally going to be titled, "Life of 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097494459230781640628" but they ran out of room on the poster.

It was originally going to be titled, "Life of 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097494459230781640628" but they ran out of room on the poster.

James Brown had a lot of soul. So much so he was named the godfather of it.

James Brown had a lot of soul. So much so he was named the godfather of it.

That's a very good point.

That's a very good point.

Hmmmm…a D-plus you say? (Rifles through newspaper to find movie times.)

Hmmmm…a D-plus you say? (Rifles through newspaper to find movie times.)

So if I have an English degree, I don't have to fight the bugs?

So if I have an English degree, I don't have to fight the bugs?

Let's give a warm AV Club welcome to Alton Brown, ladies and gentlemen!

Let's give a warm AV Club welcome to Alton Brown, ladies and gentlemen!

What's it like not to have a heart?

What's it like not to have a heart?

The argument is irrelevant because it's in the eye of the beholder. I was a snotty, art school attending, skateboarding punk in the 80s. I was hardcore into hardcore, but I also recognized plenty of other musical genres that appealed to me…not that I would ever admit my love of Strawberry Fields Forever at a Black…