The argument is irrelevant because it's in the eye of the beholder. I was a snotty, art school attending, skateboarding punk in the 80s. I was hardcore into hardcore, but I also recognized plenty of other musical genres that appealed to me…not that I would ever admit my love of Strawberry Fields Forever at a Black…

Anarchy!!! (Cough, wheeze) I broke my hip!

Anarchy!!! (Cough, wheeze) I broke my hip!

The only thing that can pull me out of this depression is to watch a chef with 10 coconut cream pies do a prat fall down a flight of stairs.

The only thing that can pull me out of this depression is to watch a chef with 10 coconut cream pies do a prat fall down a flight of stairs.

Emotionally retarded fat fucks creating really ugly, obnoxiously loud and poor-handling motorcycles. No thank you. If I want to watch a show about building a cool bike, I'll watch Cafe Racer on the Velocity channel, thank you very much.

Emotionally retarded fat fucks creating really ugly, obnoxiously loud and poor-handling motorcycles. No thank you. If I want to watch a show about building a cool bike, I'll watch Cafe Racer on the Velocity channel, thank you very much.

They're the SAME PERSON! Have you ever seen the two of them together at the same time?

They're the SAME PERSON! Have you ever seen the two of them together at the same time?

I for one, ironically go to the liquor store.

I for one, ironically go to the liquor store.

I can usually glean some practical cooking knowledge from just about any episode, but sometimes I get tired of his skits with his circle of improv class friends.

I can usually glean some practical cooking knowledge from just about any episode, but sometimes I get tired of his skits with his circle of improv class friends.

Oh come on, it will practically write itself. Add some space sex with a busty young ensign and a part where Danforth's best buddy is killed and you're almost at the finish line.

Oh come on, it will practically write itself. Add some space sex with a busty young ensign and a part where Danforth's best buddy is killed and you're almost at the finish line.

He has a point, though. A Shellac album WILL stand the test of time better because of it's straightforward production and that it's devoid of gimmicks. He cited both the abuse of auto-tune and over-emphasis on drum machines and yes, both of those trendy, overused techniques instantly date a song or album to a specific…

He has a point, though. A Shellac album WILL stand the test of time better because of it's straightforward production and that it's devoid of gimmicks. He cited both the abuse of auto-tune and over-emphasis on drum machines and yes, both of those trendy, overused techniques instantly date a song or album to a specific…

I love the fact that he eschews the "producer" title in favor of engineer.

I love the fact that he eschews the "producer" title in favor of engineer.

You're hired!