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Steve Albini, Indie rock and Chicago's favorite curmudgeon.

Steve Albini, Indie rock and Chicago's favorite curmudgeon.

It's not that Victoria Jackson takes an opposite viewpoint, it's that her opposite viewpoint is batshit crazy. If she were saying the same type of nonsense but from a left-leaning tact, I'd still dismiss her.

It's not that Victoria Jackson takes an opposite viewpoint, it's that her opposite viewpoint is batshit crazy. If she were saying the same type of nonsense but from a left-leaning tact, I'd still dismiss her.

I have to ask, what exactly are "run of the mill" right-wing beliefs nowadays?

I have to ask, what exactly are "run of the mill" right-wing beliefs nowadays?

Scene 1: Jobs turns Apple into success through abusing employees.
Scene 2: Jobs diagnosed with cancer, still abuses employees.
Scene 3: Jobs dies.

Scene 1: Jobs turns Apple into success through abusing employees.
Scene 2: Jobs diagnosed with cancer, still abuses employees.
Scene 3: Jobs dies.

Don't try to apply logic and reasoning to Chuck Norris, you'll either go insane or your head will explode.

Don't try to apply logic and reasoning to Chuck Norris, you'll either go insane or your head will explode.

I believe Mr. Biden could have a future in acting once his political career is over. He was very natural. Leslie's increasingly creepy interaction with him was hilarious, "He's PRECIOUS CARGO!"

I believe Mr. Biden could have a future in acting once his political career is over. He was very natural. Leslie's increasingly creepy interaction with him was hilarious, "He's PRECIOUS CARGO!"

How about any of the b-list celebrity anti-Obama rants? Victoria Jackson? Chuck Norris' "Thousand years of darkness." nonsense? I'd love to ask Chuck when exactly those thousand years start. Sometime between the election and the inauguration? After the inauguration? I'm curious because he seemed so sure of himself.

How about any of the b-list celebrity anti-Obama rants? Victoria Jackson? Chuck Norris' "Thousand years of darkness." nonsense? I'd love to ask Chuck when exactly those thousand years start. Sometime between the election and the inauguration? After the inauguration? I'm curious because he seemed so sure of himself.

Really like The Ladies Man. The surreal, beatnik-y dance scene with the mysterious woman in the rood he was forbidden to enter is a wonderful sequence.

Really like The Ladies Man. The surreal, beatnik-y dance scene with the mysterious woman in the rood he was forbidden to enter is a wonderful sequence.

Epicer flop.

Epicer flop.

He always looks like he's sleepy to me. To add to the "I don't understand why he's considered attractive" territory, Channing Tatum. He looks like his too-small of a face was grafted onto a flesh-colored water balloon.