My problem with most of the armored costumes is the obvious lack of mobility of the actor wearing the costumes. Bale's allows more movement than previous incarnations; but man, go back and look at Keaton's costume in the first Burton film. The guy could barely walk, let alone fight.

My problem with most of the armored costumes is the obvious lack of mobility of the actor wearing the costumes. Bale's allows more movement than previous incarnations; but man, go back and look at Keaton's costume in the first Burton film. The guy could barely walk, let alone fight.

Well done, Norman. Well. Done.

Well done, Norman. Well. Done.

I have a theory that Bieber is all smooth "down there" just like an old G.I Joe or Ken doll. This has nothing to do with the article, I just felt like posting it.

I have a theory that Bieber is all smooth "down there" just like an old G.I Joe or Ken doll. This has nothing to do with the article, I just felt like posting it.

I'm hoping it's an accidental death from using the Anal Intruder 5000 in a 220 outlet when it's made for 120.

I'm hoping it's an accidental death from using the Anal Intruder 5000 in a 220 outlet when it's made for 120.

There's just something about the courtroom sketch that brings me to tears every single time I see it. Especially when smarmy Cardinal Richelieu shows up. Well, a Richelieu IMPERSONATOR.

There's just something about the courtroom sketch that brings me to tears every single time I see it. Especially when smarmy Cardinal Richelieu shows up. Well, a Richelieu IMPERSONATOR.

Killjoy.

Killjoy.

I missed you Xenu. I figured we'd hear from you during the whole TomKat divorce.

I missed you Xenu. I figured we'd hear from you during the whole TomKat divorce.

American Horror Story? Really? While once again Justified is overlooked. There is no god.

American Horror Story? Really? While once again Justified is overlooked. There is no god.

Wouldn't that be a Grammy nomination?

Wouldn't that be a Grammy nomination?

Yeah, someone needs to show this old-timer how the interwebs works. I have a few favorite URLs to share with him, if he's interested.

Yeah, someone needs to show this old-timer how the interwebs works. I have a few favorite URLs to share with him, if he's interested.