I'll bet good money on two possible Charleston scenarios:

I'll bet good money on two possible Charleston scenarios:

Those bastards!

Those bastards!

Agreed. It's never going to be great, but it's entertaining enough. I'm always a sucker for the humans fighting against invading aliens scenario. There are definitely flaws and plot holes big enough for the mother ship to fly through, but it's summer, it's a Sunday night, I just want some dopey sci-fi to watch.

Agreed. It's never going to be great, but it's entertaining enough. I'm always a sucker for the humans fighting against invading aliens scenario. There are definitely flaws and plot holes big enough for the mother ship to fly through, but it's summer, it's a Sunday night, I just want some dopey sci-fi to watch.

Finally, some movie news I can aggressively ignore.

Finally, some movie news I can aggressively ignore.

I'm sorry, but where you blew it was that you weren't an already assassinated Abraham Lincoln. You see, if you did that costume with a huge, gaping, weeping head wound, that would rock for Halloween. Instead you took the easy way out by merely capitalizing on your already inherent Abe Lincoln-ness. If you had the head…

I'm sorry, but where you blew it was that you weren't an already assassinated Abraham Lincoln. You see, if you did that costume with a huge, gaping, weeping head wound, that would rock for Halloween. Instead you took the easy way out by merely capitalizing on your already inherent Abe Lincoln-ness. If you had the head…

I'm willing to have a long, long "wrestling match" with you for that remark.

I'm willing to have a long, long "wrestling match" with you for that remark.

King Kahn is a god among men. Not only is it a hilarious Batman parody, but we also get a nice dose of some blasphemy for good measure.

King Kahn is a god among men. Not only is it a hilarious Batman parody, but we also get a nice dose of some blasphemy for good measure.

Favorite Space Ghost quote, "He had a head made out of bacon!"

Favorite Space Ghost quote, "He had a head made out of bacon!"

Lifetime pass for having anything to do with The Tick.

Lifetime pass for having anything to do with The Tick.

He's the Sarah Palin of tired, old, has-been comedians. The only way he can get press is to say something ridiculous.

He's the Sarah Palin of tired, old, has-been comedians. The only way he can get press is to say something ridiculous.