They're like my children, I love them both equally.

God I wish I didn't read that.

I would say that his performance as the bass player to Spandau Ballet was his best ever. He should just retire after that high water mark.

It's GLANDULAR, people!

To hell with her
and the hip, New York hipster, hip skateboard she rode in on all hipster like!

History shows again and again
How nature points out the folly of man.

The reason why Republicans will never actually outlaw abortion is because they would lose a crucial platform for pandering to all the conservative Christians. If abortion were illegal, they'd have to come up with some other ridiculous knee-jerk hot button issue.

Something something something something.

I curse the man who invented pantyhose. Stockings and garters are the way to go!

Ummmmmm
Why?

You have a point, Billy.

Really?
I always thought this was about a black homosexual.

Most ill-advised double-bill ever
Back in the 80's I saw Yoakam open for the Violent Femmes at the Aragon Ballroom. I was already a fan of the guy and it broke my heart to see the trendy Femmes fans heckle, boo and throw beer at him. It almost came to blows when some jackass nailed his most excellent lead guitar…

Of course Hollywood would have to really amp up the Dig Dug story. I'm sure Dug would be "the chosen one" to defeat the evil Pookas and Fygars. Cue sweeping musical score.

Good gawd…"They're"

Who would win?
I want to see a no holds barred Texas cage match between Sarah and Steve. Who would win?

I think McRib has a secret crush on Aniston.

Sounds like Anderson needs
a serious auditing session.

I take great exception, Amelie
to Guy Fieri being rated as only "mildly irritating." He's sooooo unbearable. Sub-unbearable.

There was something about Joan Cusack wearing a tie in that one scene that I'll admit made me all funny.