Haggis' best flick is the parkour chase sequence from Casino Royale, which I'm betting his rewrite had nothing to do with anyway.

Haggis' best flick is the parkour chase sequence from Casino Royale, which I'm betting his rewrite had nothing to do with anyway.

Or the slightly more expensive monthly subscription package you get at Rush Limbaugh's website.

Or the slightly more expensive monthly subscription package you get at Rush Limbaugh's website.

They really should've just had his baby granddaughter get Taken. I don't need the wheel to get reinvented here.

They really should've just had his baby granddaughter get Taken. I don't need the wheel to get reinvented here.

ONE MAN has to suffer through the indignity of an entire audience laughing at the sheer cheesiness of a plot having to be explained to them through words rather than images…

ONE MAN has to suffer through the indignity of an entire audience laughing at the sheer cheesiness of a plot having to be explained to them through words rather than images…

Pretty sure they all show up at the end of that video.

Pretty sure they all show up at the end of that video.

I spent my high school years scoring with pompoms and I'm not ashamed to say it.

I spent my high school years scoring with pompoms and I'm not ashamed to say it.

AND Pete Campbell getting stabbed in the throat on Mad Men!

AND Pete Campbell getting stabbed in the throat on Mad Men!

Looper looks awesome

Looper looks awesome

"Blue Dahlia" is a massive closer and feels like it should totally be a part of the album. "Howl" and "45" are other standouts. "Handwritten" is pretty decent too.

"Blue Dahlia" is a massive closer and feels like it should totally be a part of the album. "Howl" and "45" are other standouts. "Handwritten" is pretty decent too.

Yes that's right, I completely missed the irony in a movie where Russian paratroopers land on a middle American high school campus. Sansa was too good for you BTW.

Yes that's right, I completely missed the irony in a movie where Russian paratroopers land on a middle American high school campus. Sansa was too good for you BTW.