I always thought a Red Dawn remake should just make the bad guys be a collective of terrorists from dozens of countries, as one kind of massive fuck-you to America that's been decades in the planning.

I always thought a Red Dawn remake should just make the bad guys be a collective of terrorists from dozens of countries, as one kind of massive fuck-you to America that's been decades in the planning.

AC/DC rock pretty fucking hard, just about enough to transcend their fanbase and lyrics.

AC/DC rock pretty fucking hard, just about enough to transcend their fanbase and lyrics.

"….D…dark. We close at dark."
(Looks outside at the sun)

"….D…dark. We close at dark."
(Looks outside at the sun)

Santa Claus starts out as an exercise in torture, where 25 minutes go by with nothing but children from different countries working on toys, accompanied by vaguely racist music. But after that, it winds up surpassing Conquers the Martians by a fair distance.

Santa Claus starts out as an exercise in torture, where 25 minutes go by with nothing but children from different countries working on toys, accompanied by vaguely racist music. But after that, it winds up surpassing Conquers the Martians by a fair distance.

Pod People is also marked by having great sketches, a rarity for MST. Just the one segment where nothing but absurd cartoony bullshit happens for 2 minutes is a classic.

Pod People is also marked by having great sketches, a rarity for MST. Just the one segment where nothing but absurd cartoony bullshit happens for 2 minutes is a classic.

So Cupcake, is that Italian, or…?

So Cupcake, is that Italian, or…?

Manos is brought up constantly as the most legendary episode of MST3K. But I submit that's just because it's far and away the worst movie they ever did (Some say Hobgoblins, I say watch Manos again.) But Manos is actually so bad, that in my opinion Joel and the Bots are almost powerless to fight it. They sit there for…

Manos is brought up constantly as the most legendary episode of MST3K. But I submit that's just because it's far and away the worst movie they ever did (Some say Hobgoblins, I say watch Manos again.) But Manos is actually so bad, that in my opinion Joel and the Bots are almost powerless to fight it. They sit there for…

With Joel, you felt like he had a huge, fuzzy warm soft spot for the movies they were sending up. For some people, the premise of MST3K is just way too cynical and mean to the folks who put in hard work to make a bad movie - but Joel makes it go down much easier than Mike, who you can tell clearly hates some of these…

With Joel, you felt like he had a huge, fuzzy warm soft spot for the movies they were sending up. For some people, the premise of MST3K is just way too cynical and mean to the folks who put in hard work to make a bad movie - but Joel makes it go down much easier than Mike, who you can tell clearly hates some of these…

Riding With Death is my favorite.

Riding With Death is my favorite.

Remember when she didn't have to do everything in her power to turn a detestable script into a digestible one?

Remember when she didn't have to do everything in her power to turn a detestable script into a digestible one?