Back 2 Tha Hood was tiresome and slow-moving. We shut it off after 30 minutes.

The Mod Squad is in dead heat with The Avengers as the worst, MST3K: The Movie or South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut as the best, and Batman: Mask of the Phantasm as the most underrated.

r/atheism upboat

My girlfriend at the time was probably cheating on me. Nevertheless, we went to see a free (free!) screening of Dead Snow, the Nazi zombie movie from 2009. We had really bad sex the next morning and that was it.

I've only ever walked out of The Mummy Returns and First Sunday, but my cousin had a particularly good walk-out story: He's never seen the last few minutes of The Matrix, because when Trinity kisses Neo back to life, he stood up enraged, shouting "What the fuck is this, Sleeping Beauty?" The whole audience booed him…

I can't NOT hear his voice while I'm reading this.

Well, I missed the Oreo. I thought it was part of that cartoon's hair.

Louis CK said it best: "Food that tastes like insanity."

I too thought Mr. Fox was a huge return to form. Easily among his best.

Christopher Nolan I COULD GIVE A FUCK ABOUT EXTRAS. JUST SAY THE LINE. SAY IT. SAY "NO MORE DEAD COPS." NO I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR MOTIVATION. OKAY, GOOD, ONE TAKE, KINDA SUCKED BUT WHATEVER LET'S MOVE ON

Welllll, anything with stop-motion fur in it kinda narrows it down a bit.

Horrible Bosses is that kind of movie where your co-workers or distant friends seem to think it's hilarious - an almost surefire indication that it's just full of cartoony shouting, and swear words, two things "Big Lebowski" does right where no other comedy seemingly can.

The first episode was atrocious, just fucking laughable. Like it was made by a high schooler with a pretty decent affinity for greenscreen (considering it's just one kid and a copy of After Effects).

1999 doesn't end there. You've got Toy Story 2, Three Kings, All About My Mother, The Iron Giant, the South Park movie, Fight Club, The Matrix, Boys Don't Cry, The Talented Mr. Ripley, Bowfinger, eXistenZ, Ghost Dog, The Limey, The Straight Story, The Virgin Suicides, Sweet & Lowdown, and The Blair Witch Project.…

Eating. Fucking. Cars.

Pixar turned in their best work IMO, and Zodiac got the shit snubbed out of it to boot. Great year.

Given how the Academy voting bloc is already historically well-known for voting (that would be "old"), the animation industry is lucky they get this category, this time to shine at all. As long as movies like The King's Speech can practically sweep, animation will always be for the grandkids. Sad but true.

So much of YouTube content is geared directly towards 6-18 year olds. They're the ones checking the front page, actively sharing videos, and downloading these toothless, asinine covers/parodies on iTunes. None of us, I imagine, get that involved. If there's a funny video championed by one of our blogs, we'll look at…

RE: That humdrum Nicki Minaj cover

Yeah, you just have to show a quick montage of shots of Aretha looking sad before her American Idol performance, talk about the struggles of being overweight in this industry. Shame us into giving her a 3-minute chance before we go back to ogling Katy Perry.