CYBERCHRIST…

I'm not sure what kind of control Aykroyd has over the property. But if it's "not as much as I think," the studio would do a reboot in a fucking heartbeat.

Answer: A few fucked-up, stupid bitches who haven't lived through that kind of experience or had it happen to a friend. Or on the other, much more depressing hand…………..

Vocal ability like THAT, no. But being naturally gifted at singing is a prerequisite, and trainers/managers can spot it when they're singing their little hearts out in church choirs. No amount of training will ever make you a great singer if you can't kinda already hit the notes.

This episode title reminds me of Freaks & Geeks.

Finally, everyone CAN be Mr. Black!

"Hey Ronnie, how's your dick hanging? Low, I hope."

Bourne on the Bayou

Six words to tell a story: "For sale: Baby shoes. Never worn."
Ten words to tell a better story: "For sale: Baby shoes. Covered in semen by baby murderer."

And yet, having earned their critical respect before the Internet's rise to power as an endless echo chamber of anonymous critics' alternative opinions, they're sort of "grandfathered" into a Free Pass.

The best I've seen, perhaps matched only by Andrew W.K.

I'd re-edit Eagles' "Take it to the Limit" so that the seemingly endless coda is no longer SEEMINGLY endless.

Doesn't that make him hired again?

I think the stigma has made it harder for female comedians, but not just because everyone's been programmed to assume they're less funny - it psychs some of the girl comedians out, too. It seems to me like you have to not even let that stupid debate affect your material one way or another, because Eddie isn't totally…

My voice is too deep to do anything but Johnny Cash. However, the point of karaoke is not to credibly nail a song by an icon who still does it 400x better than you, it's to murder something by Freddie Mercury or someone else you have no business trying to match.

Actually, I think my favorite movie of the year is Attack the Block, having seen all the awards bait except for The Artist and The Descendants. Does that make me worse than Tarantino?

Black Keys were just OK last year. Dre and Snoop are going to bring a pretty annoying-ass crowd of whiteboys.

It's a great episode, although I must say that it gets to sidestep the typical pitfalls of a pilot by placing all the exposition duties at the hands of a news reporter doing coverage on the Panthers. "So, you're X position? What's your attitude about it? Who are you dating? Okay, next character."

I should also mention Kevin collects computer viruses and keeps jerking off when his mom catches him, even staring at her and smiling.

I hated every fucking second of this movie. It may be the worst I've personally seen in years.