I was actually saying I used to be more interested in the show than I am now. Back when it *mattered*, man.

What terrible news!

Great interview. What a lovely person.

CCP has grown on me. The latest episode with Richard Marx is pretty great.

Felt like Maron oversold that too. An amusing anecdote, but not what he hyped it up to be.

Yeah, I kept waiting for the tense moments and they never arrived. Maron must have been cowed by Cave's superior moustache.

This review of Todd Barry's podcast is very generous.

Or, you know, Yeezus's son.

These days he can hardly put a sentence together, written or spoken.

Therefore, the new Kanye West record is heroin.

Hey. Don't settle for reading.

Is this the sequel to Movie 43? It took a dark turn.

You have an excellent handle. You've got me wanting to change mine to Rustinald VelBailiff.

He's a 71-year-old diabetic, how good could his prognosis be? I'm betting on rich.

When I was a teenager, watching Christy Canyon scissor-fuck Ginger Lynn in "The Night of Loving Dangerously" made a big impression on me…and an even bigger one on my pants!

You have mystical powers of observation, o gifted one.

An essay on pretentious music and Lou Reed's name doesn't come up once?

That stinks. I love the Superchunks!

I FEEL VIOLATED

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