Introducing The Boatniks to a whole new generation!

Introducing The Boatniks to a whole new generation!

Seriously, though, Netflix appears to have expunged all of their more sexually explicit titles from their streaming library to prepare for this. No more 9 Songs. No more Battle in Heaven (though the sex in that was pretty gross). No more watching Chloe Sevigny smoke Vincent Gallo's peace pipe in The Brown Bunny.

Seriously, though, Netflix appears to have expunged all of their more sexually explicit titles from their streaming library to prepare for this. No more 9 Songs. No more Battle in Heaven (though the sex in that was pretty gross). No more watching Chloe Sevigny smoke Vincent Gallo's peace pipe in The Brown Bunny.

I'm hung like a crazy horse.

I'm hung like a crazy horse.

Pocahontas? Who cares. Wake me when Netflix starts streaming titles like Poke a Hot Ass.

Pocahontas? Who cares. Wake me when Netflix starts streaming titles like Poke a Hot Ass.

Dana Gould had a bit about being so poor when he started out in comedy, all he could afford was a room above an X-rated bakery, where he subsisted on day-old chocolate cocks.

Dana Gould had a bit about being so poor when he started out in comedy, all he could afford was a room above an X-rated bakery, where he subsisted on day-old chocolate cocks.

Oh, and he was repeatedly fired from Air America too. And even when he was employed by them, it sounds like paychecks were slow in coming/clearing. I'm sure that had its challenges.

Oh, and he was repeatedly fired from Air America too. And even when he was employed by them, it sounds like paychecks were slow in coming/clearing. I'm sure that had its challenges.

Marc Maron? WTF came out of his being divorced and "unbookable." He doesn't seem to shy away from personal subjects either.

Marc Maron? WTF came out of his being divorced and "unbookable." He doesn't seem to shy away from personal subjects either.

He probably looked dismayed because dressing up, getting to the ceremony, and hanging out there in his seat for hours was probably too agonizing for there to be no payoff.

He probably looked dismayed because dressing up, getting to the ceremony, and hanging out there in his seat for hours was probably too agonizing for there to be no payoff.

Not sure if Hubert Selby knew for sure his number was almost up when he wrote Waiting Period—he was very aware that he was living on borrowed time for decades—but boy, does that book suck.

My only regret is that Abe Vigoda isn't alive to see this list.

My only regret is that Abe Vigoda isn't alive to see this list.

Not sure how I never knew Mascis played with GG Allin before this episode. Poor bastard!