Not sure how I never knew Mascis played with GG Allin before this episode. Poor bastard!

Elevator to hell? I thought the big reveal was that Lisa Bonet had a cock.

Elevator to hell? I thought the big reveal was that Lisa Bonet had a cock.

My wife is fabulous in both respects, so I don't have to choose. Aren't you glad for me?

My wife is fabulous in both respects, so I don't have to choose. Aren't you glad for me?

I love Lou Reed's 18-minute-long guitar drone "Like a Possum."

I love Lou Reed's 18-minute-long guitar drone "Like a Possum."

I was hating Tull before it was cool.

I was hating Tull before it was cool.

He has decent tits, but Sofia's more my type.

He has decent tits, but Sofia's more my type.

KING
FUCKER
CHICKEN

KING
FUCKER
CHICKEN

That was Peabo Bryson.

That was Peabo Bryson.

I found the show failed to effectively harness the white-hot star power of Shadoe Stevens.

I found the show failed to effectively harness the white-hot star power of Shadoe Stevens.

Sofia Vergara remained too clothed for the movie to really work for me.

Sofia Vergara remained too clothed for the movie to really work for me.

The existence of this movie makes me sad.