The existence of this movie makes me sad.

Well, in Mel's defense, Russian chicks *can* be pretty bitchy.

Well, in Mel's defense, Russian chicks *can* be pretty bitchy.

Eh. Self-potato goes unchallenged.

Eh. Self-potato goes unchallenged.

"The Abortion" by Richard Brautigan? Granted, it's not among Brautigan's best novels, but as you can tell by the title, it does tackle the subject head-on.

"The Abortion" by Richard Brautigan? Granted, it's not among Brautigan's best novels, but as you can tell by the title, it does tackle the subject head-on.

Watch Lake of Fire and see if you can still not work up much anger for pro-life people.

Watch Lake of Fire and see if you can still not work up much anger for pro-life people.

Ever read number 13 in this Inventory? Now that's an End of the Road mention.

Ever read number 13 in this Inventory? Now that's an End of the Road mention.

The pro-lifers were way more unsettling than the abortion footage.

The pro-lifers were way more unsettling than the abortion footage.

"I'm gonna get an abortion and I can't wait!"

"I'm gonna get an abortion and I can't wait!"

What did Jeffrey Dahmer do after he dumped his boyfriend?

What did Jeffrey Dahmer do after he dumped his boyfriend?

Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore
Riding through the land
Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore
With his bag of things

Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore
Riding through the land
Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore
With his bag of things

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