I feel that way about Zooey Deschanel.

I don't know, but this news has given me an awakening—in my pants!!

He used a Slap Chop. Before he tore up his groin with it, he said "You're gonna love my nuts."

So he's from Arizona, and he was caught hiding out in…Arizona?

I don't want to watch the linked video. Is Lapre the one who, in addition to the tiny classified ads an 1-900 numbers, always alluded to "buying and selling" without giving the slightest hint as to what was being bought and sold?

Nah, just cutting back on my drinking. Feeling testy.

Good riddance, you piece of shit.

Lulu will be a critical and commercial disaster, and shortly thereafter Metallica will go on the record about how impossible Lou was to work with and how much they hate his guts. You read it here first.

I'd like to hit her in the coccyx bone, if you get my meaning.

I blame the Lou Reed/Metallica collaboration for taking rock as far as it could go. There's nowhere for R.E.M. to go after that.

Yes on Fade to Blonde and The Confession. I wouldn't say those sucked balls, but I still found them lacking. I'll be glad to be proved wrong by the other titles you mention, though.

I too have read some very good HCC reprints (Block's "Killing Castro" is a recent standout), but I haven't made it through one of their originals yet. My latest attempt was "Bust" by Ken Bruen and Jason Starr. Boy, did that suck balls.

Shut up

Whoever runs Lou's Facebook page is deleting the more uncharitable comments.

Homo queeradventuresicleman.

Turkeys.

For mentioning Riding with Death, you get three free packing blankets from Central Moving & Storage.

Who the hell does she think she is, Burt Reynolds??

What was your first X-rated movie? Mine was Night of Loving Dangerously. Watching Ginger Lynn and Christy Canyon scissor-fuck was a real eye-opener for me at 13. For me, Christy remains unsurpassed for onscreen hotness. Just typing this, I'm about to get my underwear pregnant.

"The Holocaust allegory Showgirls"