"Hi, Gretchen! I was just in the neighborhood, so I thought I'd drop by and take a shit!"

The lifeguard joke is actually pretty funny.

She seems…
…not super bright. Did she do this interview as her "Waiting for Guffman" character?

BUCKWHEATS!!!

He's a brown boy!
He's a dookie taster!!

That's a formula that could only work if the chicas also had big, big titties.

I find RiffTrax's writing sharper than MST3K's. And Bill Corbett is funnier than Trace Beaulieu.

Yeah, "the charts" told me their last album sucked too.

Crue are pussies next to Great White
They set their fans on fire and had them trample each other! SO METAL

I'm blacker than Keb'Mo'. And I'm white.

Seriously, I haven't watched TNT since Afa and Sika were gutting fish with Vince McMahon and Lord Alfred Hayes.

So hard to believe
that a show with no easily identifiable premise, cast with middle-aged actors nobody gives a shit about, broadcast on a network nobody watches, could fail. Fuckin' TV, how does it work??

Aw crap
Guess it's the Redbox for my ghetto ass.

keptsimple: it was an upper decker.

Maron has had guests call him a dick more than once. He does not argue that point.

Daniel Tosh would be good too, because I can see Maron resenting everything about his career and things could get scrappy. Tosh has already declined to appear tho.

Howard Stern

Well, then, fuck you.

I'm afraid I have to agree with you, The Angry Internet. I so wanted to like Jim Thompson.

Florence Henderson and Anal Cunt