I never realized before…
that Mike is in fact a "Dire Situation" much in the way that wolves can be Dire Wolves

DENTAL PLAN

"Karla why don't you go get the sand out of your kunt and quit being such a kunty motherfucker? "

Holy shit!
I can get a bottle of water at a movie theater for less than $10?

Where
basketball feature, where?

I fucking dare you to watch "The Dating Guy"
which Hulu recommends when I'm watching Bob's Burgers…

Well it's a poor workman who blames his tools!

Then again, so could you, Truth Fairy.

You're funny. I realize that everyone probably ignores you, and you might just be some kind of incredibly brilliant attempt at producing a computer that can pretend to talk meaningfully about something (the review/show in this particular iteration), but man, you take an incredibly shallow view of things and attempt to…

Oh yeah, nobody's ever acted that gay before. And if they have, fuck'm, they're not a 'real' gay like me! Real Fags are against any form of mincing!

Deus Ex Machinabed's supposed mental illness

Uh, Huck Finn for the win, Motherfuckers.

Having only seen BBT on airplanes, I don't really think Community can get a lot of that audience. I know, everything's subjective, but BBT is closer in style to Family Guy than it is to Community. The jokes are extremely broad (yes, even the 'geeky' ones are pretty easily accessed), and the characters are more cartoon…

And thank fuck you're not Amelie Gillettes. That woman is garbage.

Decent point, except the example is flawed. It's pretty widely known that Larry David wanted a show where nobody ever hugged or learned any lessons, or experienced any kind of personal growth or revelation. Those characters were designed to be horrible people, if you imagined that they lived in the real world, because…

The Wire is no better than Paul Reiser. Discuss?

You made my day with that one.

Not to mention the 'America First' patriotic bullshit. Greatest, Best country God has ever given man on the face of the Earth, right?

It's not really sensible to think that 1930's germans were just much eviller and more easily led than the rest of humanity. Hell, 40% of people now would totally go in for some shit like that against the gays (if the rest of the country wasn't around to hold them back). I'm not saying that all the religious…

That's not really a joke. Patrick Ewing famously lost his mojo to Reggie Miller.