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You guys are dumb. Clearly, Seinfeld had it right when he guessed "Mulva", but she was too offended to admit it.

Thank you for pointing that one out, Asssniffer. I guess I'd just been so desensitized to bigass 70's hair that it didn't even register.

It's saying that the Japanese people should stop feeling guilty for the rape of Nanking and just start karate chopping motherfuckers everywhere, or something.

That's the same thing that's not interesting about Craig T. Nelson.

You've never been to Fark.

In middle school (this is 2001-2), there was a girl who wore a Blink 182 hoodie that had "Take off your pants and jacket" written on it. Me and my friends thought she was just being skanky, and it took us at least a year before we got it. Completely unacceptable, considering we were goddamn 8th grade boys.

What we all missed
It wasn't till many years later that the assorted commentators and anti-commentators at the AV club realized that Jersey Shore, and indeed, much of the press coverage relating to such were actually an elaborate put on performed by super-smart faux-talians, whose goal was to make apparent how easily

Ok, but what does the lion represent?

I'ma start this one whistlin', since I'll have to kick a lot of ass by the end.

Uh, hey, dumbass, they were on the Mississippi river, not at sea.

On the subject of comparisons
Karass> Ka-Tet.

Sum Guy, Paging Sum Guy
Where are you? Don't you want to come in and refute all the nasty personal attacks on Palin/McCain?