So are we going to get a complementary inventory of shitty, shitty celebrity works? Like that turd Snooki unleashed on the world ("A Shore Thing" or some crap like that).

Night at the Museum 3: Louvre Stinks
Night at the Museum 3: First do no Hermitage
Night at the Museum 3: Ufizzi Full of Dollars

"…and as you're holding the electrodes in your hands, like this, I'll be operating the dial on the meter."

"…and as you're holding the electrodes in your hands, like this, I'll be operating the dial on the meter."

Perhaps I lucked out when I didn't make the cut on the Capital One commercials.

Perhaps I lucked out when I didn't make the cut on the Capital One commercials.

Excellent!

Excellent!

Thanks to the internet, I now know that I'm not the only one who has given this significant thought.

Thanks to the internet, I now know that I'm not the only one who has given this significant thought.

Not if the state legislature gets their way, there won't be.

Not if the state legislature gets their way, there won't be.

I don't believe this!

I don't believe this!

Normally I wouldn't have thought it that great an episode, but I was stationed overseas with a dude from Hawai'i, and it's all he ever talked about, no matter the context.  Football, catalytic converters, food, Haiku poetry readings in Tokyo; no matter the topic, he always brought it back to Hawai'i.  Later on, I…

Normally I wouldn't have thought it that great an episode, but I was stationed overseas with a dude from Hawai'i, and it's all he ever talked about, no matter the context.  Football, catalytic converters, food, Haiku poetry readings in Tokyo; no matter the topic, he always brought it back to Hawai'i.  Later on, I…

That's F as in "Freedom", amirite?

That's F as in "Freedom", amirite?

The twist is that there's a coffee shop franchise chain… named Queequeg's!

The twist is that there's a coffee shop franchise chain… named Queequeg's!