Jenny McCarthy will do a fine job with all the pillaging.

I was in the mood for Mean Girls so badly last night, and yet all that came up was Mean Girls 2.

It kind read like I was accusing @Dikachu:disqus of oppressing autistic people. Which, to the best of my knowledge, he has never done.

He can make it all better by publicly acknowledging his Degrassi days. We will never forget you, Aubrey!

Here's the short answer on why it's bad to call people retarded: It's not fucking polite. You don't cut in line because it's impolite, you don't shove people in the street because it's impolite, why is using shitty impolite language an issue of freedom as opposed to these other shitty things?

I've always really enjoyed "One" because its anthemic chorus hides some real introspection in the verses.

What does Altman have to do with any of this?

I really love Robert Evans threatening to kill Homer through the TV, though. In fact, that episode is fine until they get to Florida.

I hope that ABC Family does renew Bunheads and credits FYC - For Your Consideration instantly becomes a Hollywood powerplayer.

Help! Police! 

Honestly, I know he seems like a pretentious douchenozzle from time to time, but James Franco to me will forever be the man who appeared on 30 Rock in a relationship with a Japanese body-pillow.

Nice guy, too.

One of the dudes from Rockapella released a really killer R&B album last year. But…yeah you're probably right.

A great story I heard (possibly in the Pitch Perfect book that inspired the movie, and also contains the revelation that Osama Bin Laden and Katie Couric sang college a cappella) says that Rockapella used to sit up in a booth and bet on which kids would win the show.

Well, it finally happened: I genuinely enjoy the Sluggo accounts now.

Wow. I've always really loved D'Angelo's writing in the past (even if I disagreed with his assessment of a film), but I never noticed how harshly he grades until now. Though to be fair, I do often operate under a "I really liked it! A-!" system so maybe it's on me.

"Unlike you Joan, I didn't make a beeline for the obvious. I used a little something called "subtetly". You see Joan, that giraffe was actualy me."

He's going…home.

Wow. That's a truly impressive accent, kudos to her. 

1 in 3 Montrealers are a visible minority, and they've got a fairly substantial black population as well as middle eastern/south Asian.